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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Herman's Helpin' Hands, a Hellaciously Hilarious Hinderence.

*Note: Apparently I have failed in scheduling this. It was supposed to come out at 9PM Thursday. My apologies, mateys.

In case you've been livin' under a rock, or perhaps spendin' too much time in the sun, Herman Cain is endurin' a hurricane o' scandal. Cain has been accused of inappropriate behavior involvin' a couple of lasses durin' his tenure as the head of the National Restaurant Association. So what does Cain do besides not addressing the problem?

He blames Perry's campaign, o' course!

Ok, so not exactly Perry himself, but one of Perry's chief advisers, a Mr. Curt Anderson. Anderson worked for Cain durin' his failed run for Senate and Cain claims he told Anderson about the unfounded allegations then. After Anderson joined up with Perry, these allegations suddenly appear out o' nowhere! Magic!

So how badly does the Cain campaign suffer for these transgressions?

How about earnin' $1 million in donations after the story broke?

Cain claims he is innocent o' all charges and it looks like a lot o' his supporters believe him.
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Now for some surprisin' news

You know about Jon Huntsman? Well, only about 52% of Republicans even recognize him. What is surprisin' is that he apparently has the best chance to defeat Obama in the general election, at least accordin' to this article in this small news outlet called the NEW YORK TIMES!

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I can't wait to see if Cain's chances go up in smoke or if Huntsman can crawl out of obscurity.


And here are the Huntsman girls with their rendition of the smokin' man.
Tune in next week for more shenanigans (which are cheeky and fun)!

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