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Friday, October 28, 2011

Captain's Orders

Ahoy. Ye may have noticed that this is just a little late. It's a busy time o' year for everyone, though, so I'm sure ye can find it in yer heart to forgive me.

So I am supposed to give ye swabbies somethin' fun to do. Here it is. The Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Candidates.

Yeah, it's a fun randomly generated quote machine thingy. Here is another story about dumb quotes.

In case you are wondering, it seems that Michele Bachmann has a monopoly on dumb quotes.


Heh, this is easy. I am just sendin' you to other locations to giggle and whatnot.

Anywho, I think it's high time I go on a tangent about the polls. The newest poll out there shows a few surprisin' trends. The samplin' error for subgroups (ranging from 5% -7%) is one of them. It seems that Cain has the lead (24%), Romney is holdin' steady (20%), Gingrich has been risin' (12%), Perry has been capsizin' (10%), and finally, Huntsman has been flatlinin' (0%). The most important issue to Republican primary voters is the economy, by a very large margin (76%).

It should be noted that 39% of respondents intend to vote in the Democratic Primary (compared to 36% for the Republicans). Even with this, it seems that 29% of voters would be "scared" if Obama won the election, not even Rick Perry (21%) scares that many people!

Ok, I'm sorry for givin' ye a lackluster performance for this week's postin', but things are insane right now. Damn near Halloween and people are bein' all social and whatnot tonight. I'm sure many o' them are headin' to Blackout Island. Keep on sailin', crew, and don't get lost in the sea of festivities.

2 comments:

  1. Oh, Michele Bachmann, she really needs to watch what she says--"not all cultures are equal" even without context that's very offensive. And what's really funny is that's one of the least offensive things she's said. Thanks for the update, Captain.

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  2. Aye, Michele Bachman is quite a wild card. Another person who says some very...erm...odd things is Rick Santorum. He literally said at one point that he would be willin' to die if it meant gettin' rid of gay marriage. I guess he's a fighter and he's keepin' to that narrative. Thanks for the comment!

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