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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Reign of Cain?

Avast, me hearties! It seems that Herman Cain, or as a lot of scallawags know him, the "pizza-guy," has made a substantial jump in the polls! Bachmann has been sinkin' steadily since she capsized in the last few debates, while Gingrich and Huntsman have made modest gains themselves.

But wait! There's more!

Herman Cain has jumped in the polls in Florida too!

O' course, as I remember it, SurveyUSA isn't exactly the most trustworthy poll out there, but regardless, it's there.

You didn't click the links, did ya? Arg...ok. Cain is up nationally from 7 to 17, while in Florida, Cain has jumped from 7 to 25!

How? Cain's strong performances in the debates seems to have paid off!


Now I know some of ya ain't happy until I mention something about the Perry-Romney battle. Everything you need to know is right here: Romney looks like he will soon re-take the lead. Perry's so-so debating skills is bein' seen as poor debatin' skills when compared to the eloquence of Mitt Romney. Try readin' that in a Captain's voice.

Anywho, next week will be fun, since all o' these bilge rats have to tell the world how much their campaign is makin'. Stay outta trouble, mateys, and be sure to stay away from the hempen halter!

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